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Country/Region of Manufacture:United States
Product:Savory Snack
Allergens:Made in a factory that sells nuts and fruits.
Food Specifications:Kosher
Number of Servings:1
Serving Size:bottle
Expiration Date:N/A
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Calories per Serving:00
Food Aisle:Pantry
Packaging:Vial
Candy Hearts:Candy Hearts
A CompanyGreat Gag GiftFast ShippingCustomization * * Must purchase Custom option to add name and./or custom «cure». Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE Ever feel like all you need is a magic chill pill to make everything feel better during those stressful times? Ever wish you could cure a friend’s woes? Forget the doctor, unless it’s serious, of course! Try Novelty Meds! A great gift for a friend or yourself! Novelty Meds are great tasting candies in a real prescription bottle meant to bring a big smile and a hearty laugh to the “patient” that receives them. Designed to look like a real prescription from the pharmacy, Novelty Meds are available with a variety of stock «cures» for the “medication,” or can be personalized with the “patient’s” name and a custom «cure» benefit from the “medicine.”* *** IMPORTANT: OPTION THAT ASKS «FILL WITH MINTS?» CAN’T BE CHANGED TO «FILL WITH CANDY HEARTS?» DUE TO A DESIGN FLAW ON EBAY, BUT WHEN ORDERING FROM THIS LISTING, ANSWERING YES TO THE QUESTION MEANS YES TO CANDY HEARTS. *** Novelty Meds… Illusions of Solutions Choose from the following stock «cures» or create your own! Add the «patient’s» name to a stock «cure» or to your custom «cure» for just $1 more!* Add a gift box for just 50 cents more!** OPTION: Fill it yourself! We will send empty labeled bottles for you to fill with your own candy, trinket, or other item you desire. NOTE: The label will still start with «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET…» unless you purchase a Custom «Cure» or Personalized Name option. Please specify replacement for the words CANDY HEART, if applicable. – SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION ELECTION 2020 SERIES – TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT DONALD J. TRUMP DID NOT WIN THE ELECTION. TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT DONALD J. TRUMP WON THE ELECTION. TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT JOSEPH R. BIDEN DID NOT WIN THE ELECTION. TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT JOSEPH R. BIDEN WON THE ELECTION. TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT HILLARY CLINTON WON REELECTION IN 2020. TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO HELP KEEP YOURSELF FROM TALKING ABOUT POLITICS. Alien Control We all know that person that seems to have been transplanted here from another planet. You know the one… always talking about the craziest «off topic» topics, coming to the wildest conclusions, or constantly stuck in a conspiracy theory bubble. The label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT THERE ARE ALIENS CONTROLLING YOUR THOUGHTS.» Believe All Whether it’s the well known liar, or just the funny one that likes to make up stories just to see if you will believe them, this will give them the reinforcement they need. The label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT EVERYONE REALLY DOES BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SAY.» Can Dance Oh yeah, they think they can dance, but everyone watching them can’t keep from laughing hysterically. The label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT YOU REALLY CAN DANCE.» Can Sing So, the cotton you stuffed in your ears didn’t give them the hint at how badly they sing? Here’s your solution! The label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT YOU REALLY CAN SING.» Can’t Do Better We all know that person that throws in the towel way too early. The person that says «can’t» when they really mean, «won’t.» Don’t encourage them to hit the brick wall and stand still. Give them a little nudge. The label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT YOU CAN’T DO ANY BETTER.» Cure All It’s the little «pill» that covers everything. Also great for the Hypochondriac that always has something wrong with them, or at least thinks they do. The label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT IT WILL CURE EVERYTHING THAT AILS YOU.» Didn’t Settle We all have that delusional friend that just can’t see what is actually happening to them due to their choice to settle with someone or for something less than they should have. This label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT YOU REALLY DIDN’T SETTLE FOR LESS.» Good as it Gets Life can’t get any better than this… or can it? A lot of people that struggle hit that point where they decide this is as good as things can ever be. Don’t encourage it… DISCOURAGE it! The label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT NOTHING THAT THIS TRULY IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS.» Hot Stuff So, your friend can’t stay away from the mirror? Thinks they’re «all that» and a bag of chips? Well, this might make them take a harder look in the mirror next time. The label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT YOU ARE REALLY AS HOT AS YOU THINK YOU ARE.» Ignore It From the most trivial problem to the greatest fear of a medical problem, many of us try to brush off our concerns and figure that if we ignore it, it will just go away. So, whether you’re trying to be funny, or deliver a serious message in a clever way, this may be your solution. The label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT IF YOU IGNORE IT, IT REALLY WILL GO AWAY.» Invincible For that friend that fears nothing and will take just about any risk without giving it a second thought, what could reinforce it better? The label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT YOU ARE INVINCIBLE TO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.» Know All Great for that «Know It All» friend we all have, the label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT YOU REALLY DO KNOW EVERYTHING.» Know Better Know someone that lacks common sense and does ignorant things, then gives you that clueless look like they were just born yesterday? This is perfect for that person. The label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER.» Love Job How many times a day do you hear the words, «I love my job, I love my job, I love my job» used as a coping mechanism at work? The label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT YOU REALLY DO LOVE YOUR JOB.» No Fault «I didn’t do it! It was him!» «It’s not my fault I was late. I had a slow driver in front of me!» Sound familiar? Reassure your finger pointing friend that you understand how they feel. The label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT NOTHING THAT GOES WRONG IS EVER YOUR FAULT.» Political Discussions We all know that person that seems to have been transplanted here from another planet. You know the one… always talking about the craziest «off topic» topics, coming to the wildest conclusions, or constantly stuck in a conspiracy theory bubble. The label reads: TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO HELP KEEP YOURSELF FROM TALKING ABOUT POLITICS. See Through Boss, friend, co-worker… We all know that person with the fake personality or the hidden agenda, or that suspected hidden evil side. Call them out on it! This harsh label reads, «TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT PEOPLE REALLY CAN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU.» Each «prescription» contains approximately 1 oz. of candy which is approximately 60 MINTS or 35 CANDY HEARTS. * If you order a custom version with name and/or «cure», it is imperative that you include that information with your payment in the NOTES TO SELLER area or message us immediately after purchasing through eBay’s messaging system. You may receive shipping confirmation in advance of providing this information, as that is prepared for swift shipment after processing. In order to remain compliant with eBay regulations regarding shipping, we cannot hold a shipment longer than 1 day. We will send you ONE request for this information. If we do not hear back from you, we will convert your order to a «stock» item and if you have selected a stock «cure» with a name request, we will change it to that stock cure without the name. If your purchase includes a custom «cure», we will send our most popular «Cure All» stock item to you. In either case, we will refund the additional cost you paid for a customized product. Please understand, this cannot be used against us in the form of Negative Feedback, as it would be disputed and removed, and restocking fee of 20% would still apply if you returned the unopened item to us. ** The optional 2x2x4 white gift box comfortably houses one Novelty Meds «prescription.» The box arrives to you flat, and you will assemble it to look as shown in the photo. The box itself is blank to further add to the mystery of what that is in the mystery box when the recipient instinctively shakes it.
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